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Black Cougars are the New White Woman
Ladies, there’s a war going on and we don’t even realize it. Cougars aren’t just white women anymore. More and more older sistas are sharpening their claws and going for men 33 and under. I don’t know about you but that’s stepping into my territory.
Sista Cougars are growing in numbers and the crazy thing about [...]
Negotiating a Lover
Back in my younger days I had a lovely stable of lovers who I held on retainer. If I wasn’t in a serious relationship I could call on one (only one) to hold me down for a period of time.
Each short-term work assignment was carefully planned.
It was never to last longer than 4-5 months. After 5 months the routine would lead to feelings and a break would be in order for an undetermined period of time.
Porn Does the Body Good
Last week I went through a spell where I literally consumed an estimated three hours of porn a night, six nights straight. I watched 489 video clips on Rude.com. Then when that bored me I headed over to Youporn.com, Redtube.com (as I type this my homie informs me of xvideos.com and movie2k.com, who knew!). I [...]
The Story of Jesus Whore
Dear Reader -
This marks the debut of a recurring tale about a young woman (late 20s) whose fight with good and evil results in her praying to God for a man, sleeping around, repenting for her sins and starting all over again.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of Jesus Whore.
She is smart, funny and [...]
(BAD) Pillow Talk
The following conversation is culled from several experiences. Be sure to read to yourself or others in a whisper…a sexy whisper, regardless of the context or intent of the words.
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Scene: Dimly lit Bedroom
Time: anytime between 12am – 6am
Who: Jump off couple engaging in foreplay and sex (use your own imaginations)
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Him: You miss me?
Her: [...]
Dear Single Girl: My BF Makes me Throw Up!
Dear Single Girl,
I’ve been trying to figure out a way to write this scenario down without sounding too gross. My boyfriend loves when I please him below the belt. I use to like giving pleasure to men but that was before I got with him. He is huge and every time I go down I [...]
Single Sex vs Couple Sex
I love my male friends. What I love even more is the fact they know they can talk to me about anything when it comes to relationships and sex and I not freak out, hit them over the head with my “Women’s Morals and Virtue Bible” or hang up the phone when they call at [...]
Your Man is Gay! (VIDEO)
Ladies clutch your pearls, lay a hand on the bible or check the company your man keeps. I was told about this show last night and the Rainbow Boy who told me and a table full of ladies was insistent we go straight him and youtube it.
“It will change your life,” he assured.
Now, I’m not [...]
3 Ways to Win/Keep a Man
There are thousands of books, websites and experts who all spew crap about how to make relationships work, what a man and woman should do…it’s not that deep. Ladies, if you are single, looking for love, in love, have a long term relationship that is kinda on the rocks, or want to seal the deal [...]
