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My Mother is Ready For Grandkids (Help Me & My Uterus!)

Lately, my mother has been feeling deprived. My new hectic schedule is causing me to see/talk to her less, which is why I get phone calls like this: SG: Hey Mom. Mom: Hey, you know I’ve been thinking. Next time you go food shopping get some kale. I know you aren’t eating right. — SG: [...]

Womb For Sale

I’m getting older and my mother wants grandbabies. Ladies, if you thought that was pressure, imagine the added weight of your FATHER hitting you up for grand kids! I almost crashed the car when he made this declaration as we drove to the grocery store. Pops: I want to introduce you to Mike. SG: Who [...]