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Whose Job Is It To Have Condoms?

On more than one occasion I’ve found myself hot and bothered but sexless because neither he nor I had condoms. In the heat of the moment what usually happens is you start up then pause to check if you have a condom on hand. Well, when you don’t your will is tested: “Should I?” “Just [...]

Pineapple Juice

  When preparing for a first date with a lady they want to get up in, (some) men do very few things to make sure they are straight just in case they make it to home base: – Pineapple Juice: Believe it or not, I’ve known dudes to drink pineapple juice in order to make [...]

Why Don’t Men Take Birth Control?

It’s safe to say that women hold the burden of responsibility when it comes to preventing pregnancy during intercourse. Condoms are fair ground. Both parties should have a stash readily available. However, most dudes will automatically assume that the woman is on birth control. What’s even sadder is that he doesn’t bring this up to [...]

Are you Trying to Kill Me?

One early morning, a couple weeks ago, I was awaken by a frantic phone call from a girlfriend. “SG, this dude is trying to kill me?” “Huh?” I jumped out of my stupor. “Call the police!” “No, not like bang, bang kill me. His ass is a slipper.” She’d been seeing this guy for a [...]