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The Key To Happiness: Knowing When To Move On

I can’t lie to you. I’m definitely in a transitional period in my life.  I even was considering the dramatic act of cutting all my hair off, Caesar-style. I told my friends about this. The women all understood. For some reason, women always turn to the scissors in hopes of “getting a fresh start”. Manny [...]

Never Ask a Man What He Thinks About You

His name was Fred. My aunt hooked us up on a blind date. He was tall and handsome. It’s always the cute ones that end up being weird. He was in his 30s but had a bullshit job.  He lived in a sparsely furnished studio apartment. He refused to eat vegetables and threw out pennies. [...]

The Dirty, Stinking (Possibly Rotten) Truth

Manny has a problem. He likes this girl but there’s one thing that is keeping him from going forward with her…wait for it…her vagina smells. Manny describes her pre-shower odor as a mean combo of ass and fish. Post shower, Manny was puzzled to find that there was still an order. This time she smelled [...]

Jump Offs Exist (Even Essence.com Knows This)

I woke up this morning to learn that the internet was in an uproar (well just black women on the internet) over Essence.com’s new men’s blog It’s a Man’s World and its debut post “The Truth about Jump Offs” written by journalist/editor Jozen Cummings. Jozen is a friend and told me about the post before [...]

Married People Shouldn’t Give Dating Advice

People who are married kill me when they try to give dating advice. . It’s like graduating high school ten years ago and coming back to your alma mater to tell the kids what it was like when you roamed those halls. All the teachers you had either died or retired. They renovated the classrooms. [...]

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