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Baby, It’s Time To Get New Furniture

Don’t ask me why but I always find myself in situations where most people would flip out. I’m at a friend’s house on the couch, enjoying their cable when it became clear to me that their roommate was getting it “IN” in the other room. Being the person that I am, I simply turned up [...]

How to Handle a Jump Off (VIDEO)

I know I said I’m retiring the term “Jump Off” and I don’t even like Seinfeld but I must give respect where it’s due. In the scene below, Jerry and Elaine stumble across some porn and that leads to a very open yet adult conversation about them having no strings attached sex… Some of out [...]

You’re Single Until You’re Married

Folks ask me all the time, “SG what are you going to do when you start dating someone. Will you still be ‘says the single girl’”? My response: “Yes!” “But you won’t be single” they say. “Yes the hell I will be. You are single until you are married.” Very few people understand what I [...]

Pineapple Juice

  When preparing for a first date with a lady they want to get up in, (some) men do very few things to make sure they are straight just in case they make it to home base: – Pineapple Juice: Believe it or not, I’ve known dudes to drink pineapple juice in order to make [...]

PSA: Ladies, Lace Front Wigs Are Not Your Friend

For as long as there has been women on earth, we’ve always tried to find way to make ourselves more beautiful. Whether it was crushing roses to make blush or fashioning corsets from animal bone for a slimmer waist; women have no limit for achieving beauty. However, not all things are for all people. One [...]