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You’re Single Until You’re Married

Folks ask me all the time, “SG what are you going to do when you start dating someone. Will you still be ’says the single girl’”?
My response: “Yes!”
“But you won’t be single” they say.
“Yes the hell I will be. You are single until you are married.”
Very few people understand what I mean by this. I’ve [...]

Pineapple Juice

When preparing for a first date with a lady they want to get up in, (some) men do very few things to make sure they are straight just in case they make it to home base:
- Pineapple Juice: Believe it or not, I’ve known dudes to drink pineapple juice in order to make their juices [...]

PSA: Ladies, Lace Front Wigs Are Not Your Friend

For as long as there has been women on earth, we’ve always tried to find way to make ourselves more beautiful. Whether it was crushing roses to make blush or fashioning corsets from animal bone for a slimmer waist; women have no limit for achieving beauty.
However, not all things are for all people.
One of those [...]

Dickmatized

There is only one thing that I know can make a woman cut her hair, lose or gain crazy weight or insist folks call her by a new name she picked from a fortune cookie wrapper – dick.
I’m not talking regular d.i.. I’m talking the equivalent of California kush or hydro kinda magic stick.
Look over [...]

Black Cougars are the New White Woman

Ladies, there’s a war going on and we don’t even realize it. Cougars aren’t just white women anymore. More and more older sistas are sharpening their claws and going for men 33 and under. I don’t know about you but that’s stepping into my territory.
Sista Cougars are growing in numbers and the crazy thing about [...]

Why Don’t Men Take Birth Control?

It’s safe to say that women hold the burden of responsibility when it comes to preventing pregnancy during intercourse. Condoms are fair ground. Both parties should have a stash readily available. However, most dudes will automatically assume that the woman is on birth control. What’s even sadder is that he doesn’t bring this up [...]

Men, Women only want you for your potential

Forget love.
People have convinced themselves that love is the moving factor when it come to relationships. Not true, especially in the case of women searching for a man.
Fellas, if you haven’t realized by now please take note:
Sure, women may be attracted to who and what you are presently but they are really thinking about what and [...]

Negotiating a Lover

Back in my younger days I had a lovely stable of lovers who I held on retainer. If I wasn’t in a serious relationship I could call on one (only one) to hold me down for a period of time.

Each short-term work assignment was carefully planned.

It was never to last longer than 4-5 months. After 5 months the routine would lead to feelings and a break would be in order for an undetermined period of time.

Beyonce is Why You Are Single (VIDEO)

100 ladies pop, lock and drop it in step to Beyonce’s Single Ladies (SMH)

If Jesus Could Wife a Whore, Why Can’t You Wife a Lady with a Baby?

Talk about double standards.

There are folks who are single, yearning to be coupled up yet scoff at the idea of dating a perfect candidate just because he or she has kids.