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Whose Job Is It To Have Condoms?

On more than one occasion I’ve found myself hot and bothered but sexless because neither he nor I had condoms. In the heat of the moment what usually happens is you start up then pause to check if you have a condom on hand. Well, when you don’t your will is tested: “Should I?” “Just [...]

How to Handle a Jump Off (VIDEO)

I know I said I’m retiring the term “Jump Off” and I don’t even like Seinfeld but I must give respect where it’s due. In the scene below, Jerry and Elaine stumble across some porn and that leads to a very open yet adult conversation about them having no strings attached sex… Some of out [...]

Maxwell Makes Me Wanna Sweat

Not for a long time have I been so moved by someone’s music but the new Maxwell album takes me back to my younger hopeless romantic days when I’d lay in the bed in the dark listening to a track on repeat thinking about the man in my life. Then there were the times when [...]

The Groupie Guidelines

This week is the NBA draft which means dozens of parties, hundreds of professional or soon-to-be professional athletes and thousands of groupies will descend upon New York City. This year I’ve decided to give the ladies on a quest to snag a Baller during special events (i.e. Draft Parties, All-Star weekend, Super Bowl Weekend, etc) [...]

I’m Not a Lesbian, But My Next Lover May Be

I never gave dating a woman much thought. I have imagined what sex with a woman would be like as opposed to my pounding, sweat drops hitting me in my eye, grunting, bed breaking sexcapades with men. For some reason I assume sex with a woman would be softer, longer, more intense cause unlike men, [...]