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He was Addicted to Sex, But Not How You Think
He sat across from me on our first date and made a shocking confession.
“I am addicted to sex.”
For some reason, I didn’t react. I wasn’t disgusted. In fact I believe I even smirked.
“Really?” I never had someone tell me they were a sex addict. Not sure that a first date was the best time either [...]
She’s Not Your Friend, She’s Your Pimp
Men tend to be very possessive in regards to women. Even if they no longer want her, already had her or never will get her, men can’t accept their homie getting a crack at it.
Some women, are the complete opposite. If a woman wants a man, especially a man she knows she had no chance [...]
Pineapple Juice
When preparing for a first date with a lady they want to get up in, (some) men do very few things to make sure they are straight just in case they make it to home base:
- Pineapple Juice: Believe it or not, I’ve known dudes to drink pineapple juice in order to make their juices [...]
Dickmatized
There is only one thing that I know can make a woman cut her hair, lose or gain crazy weight or insist folks call her by a new name she picked from a fortune cookie wrapper – dick.
I’m not talking regular d.i.. I’m talking the equivalent of California kush or hydro kinda magic stick.
Look over [...]
P*ssy Control
There is so much women can do to make sex more enjoyable for all involved. We’re not talking different positions. Think smaller. Yes. Your vagina, itself.
When used correctly, the love canal can squeeze, expand and moisturize itself with some direction from yourself. It’s not easy and takes some practice.
To keep it tight…
Do kegels and wall [...]
Why Don’t Men Take Birth Control?
It’s safe to say that women hold the burden of responsibility when it comes to preventing pregnancy during intercourse. Condoms are fair ground. Both parties should have a stash readily available. However, most dudes will automatically assume that the woman is on birth control. What’s even sadder is that he doesn’t bring this up [...]
Porn Does the Body Good
Last week I went through a spell where I literally consumed an estimated three hours of porn a night, six nights straight. I watched 489 video clips on Rude.com. Then when that bored me I headed over to Youporn.com, Redtube.com (as I type this my homie informs me of xvideos.com and movie2k.com, who knew!). I [...]
Are you Trying to Kill Me?
One early morning, a couple weeks ago, I was awaken by a frantic phone call from a girlfriend.
“SG, this dude is trying to kill me?”
“Huh?” I jumped out of my stupor. “Call the police!”
“No, not like bang, bang kill me. His ass is a slipper.”
She’d been seeing this guy for a couple weeks. That night [...]
(BAD) Pillow Talk
The following conversation is culled from several experiences. Be sure to read to yourself or others in a whisper…a sexy whisper, regardless of the context or intent of the words.
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Scene: Dimly lit Bedroom
Time: anytime between 12am – 6am
Who: Jump off couple engaging in foreplay and sex (use your own imaginations)
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Him: You miss me?
Her: [...]
Single Sex vs Couple Sex
I love my male friends. What I love even more is the fact they know they can talk to me about anything when it comes to relationships and sex and I not freak out, hit them over the head with my “Women’s Morals and Virtue Bible” or hang up the phone when they call at [...]
