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The Wedding Invitation

“SG, when the fuck did inviting the ex to the wedding become the move??!!”

Manny has a problem. He’s a great guy, so great in fact that most of his exes still consider him to be a friend.

One has just mailed him an invite to her wedding. He’s not happy about it.

“No idea,” I offer. “Guess [...]

Love Isn’t Forever but a Tattoo Is

Last night I received an e-mail from a dear reader (shout out to Jennifer) who brought it to my attention that MJB Jr. went and got a tattoo of her new beau’s name. In case you didn’t know Key-Key has been dating a NBA player. His name is Daniel Gibson and according to her tattoo, [...]

“I Call Her My Fianceé Because She’s More Than My Girlfriend”

If you ever want to know what’s on the mind of a man go out to dinner with a bunch of guys. About an hour into it, you will start to hear their crazy rationale, doggish behavior and insecurities.
The keys to making this work: liquor, good food and great company. You can’t jump down their [...]

Dear SG: Should I Celebrate My One Year Anniversary?

I received this letter last week but had to get some clarification on the issue at hand. Below, you will find the correspondence with the reader “One Year Later”.
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Dear Single Girl -

Next week is my one year anniversary. I’ve been thinking what I want to do with my guy but my friends seem to think [...]

Are You the Dummy in This Relationship?

It’s not that we want to know we are smarter than our boo, we just secretly want to think that we are.

I have this one girlfriend who only dates dumb guys. “They are easier to control,” she says. She trained, yes trained, on sorry sap to perm her hair. Every six weeks he’d willingly put [...]

Dickmatized

There is only one thing that I know can make a woman cut her hair, lose or gain crazy weight or insist folks call her by a new name she picked from a fortune cookie wrapper – dick.
I’m not talking regular d.i.. I’m talking the equivalent of California kush or hydro kinda magic stick.
Look over [...]

Facebook Makes Stalking Easy

Leave it to the desperate and horny to turn a social networking sites, originally intended for recent college grads and underclassmen into a meat market.
There’s nothing wrong with liking someone and hitting up their profile to see if they are single, employed and the like. Assuming the person is your facebook friend, you should already [...]

Girl, You Are Doing Too Much

I got a text other night from a homegirl who wanted to see what I could do about helping her “he’s not my boyfriend, we’re just friends” a job.

INSERT SCREW FACE HERE

Homegirl: Hey SG, do you know of any accounting jobs. NotMyBF is looking to get into accounting and I want him to stay [...]