Browsing all posts in April, 2010.
His name was Fred. My aunt hooked us up on a blind date. He was tall and handsome. It’s always the cute ones that end up being weird. He was in his 30s but had a bullshit job. He lived in a sparsely furnished studio apartment. He refused to eat vegetables and threw out pennies. [...]
I had spent the whole day in bed…working. Manny had come by to use my printer and the BFF was making a pre-date pit stop. Manny was telling me about his latest conquest. Naturally, I logged onto Facebook to check her out. That’s when I got a chat alert from…my first. His face popped up [...]