“I Know Why Northern Women are Single”
As a gentleman living below the Mason Dixon line, I often wonder why there are so many hot ass, upwardly mobile, driven, accomplished and financially stable women from the north. A vast majority of them being single! I mean as a young’in I used to love visiting during the summer. I’d get turned on hearing that accent and watching their swag that was oh so different than what I was used to! Now, I know I mentioned the North but when I recall these memories I’m talking specifically about the women from NEW YORK (N.Y. stand up! J).
I think that one of the reasons why Northern women are single (especially you lovely ladies in the Big Apple) is the exactly the reason that makes ‘em so damn HOT. The swag that they have puts them in the mind state that they are above and beyond women from any other region. They feel they are too good to deal with stuff ladies from the south accept.
The Big Apple is the swag capital of the world (so y’all say… I believe what Outkast says “All Funky Things Start In the South” Ha ha Yankees). Anyhow it is the place where phrases like “BALLIN” were coined. So I think that they feel they have to find a dude that is Ballin’ and all that jazz. They over look a dude who may work hard but doesn’t have as much as the baler. This non-balling dude could treat them like a queen and she could be very happy with him.
Granted, when you live in a city where you can party like it’s New Year’s Eve every night, see someone drive a Bentley or Lamborgini like how I see pick up trucks you expect a certain level of Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous. Yankee girls, you’ve convinced yourself that is normal. I can tell you this…that is not normal.
Another reason why northern ladies are single ladies: They are ballin’ on their own. How can a woman who works hard, spends her money on all the lavish things she wants and refuses in practicing the fine art of “taking care of home” supposed to fit a good man in her life? With her status comes the attitude of “I can do it myself” or “I want it done this way!”
We have women down her who get paper but better believe when they come home from a long days work they don’t think twice about doing something that show they can and want to take care of their man cause they know he will take care of her. It’s not a tit for tat. Southern women know their role and we southern gentlemen handle ours.
Their standards are so high that most of the dudes they come across don’t meet them. Most guys don’t even get the chance! More times than not, the man they are holding out for doesn’t even exist.
You northern ladies need to come down south and get some of what we cookin’ down here. If you don’t believe me then ask that home girl or cousin that went to school down south and ain’t neva come back. That’s that southern comfort ladies, gon and get ya some. It will change ya life.
Well if you northern ladies have any questions or comments about why y’all don’t have a man y’all let my girl SG know and she will let me know.
Till next time…
- Mr. Southern Comfort