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If You’re a Big Girl, Chances are You’re a Slut

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“All fat girls are sluts.”

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, then again since it was coming from Dallas I could believe it. Dallas is a dear friend, of the gay persuasion and is living with a girl roommate who is obese, damn near 40 and the mother of all whores. She has a boyfriend who has a girlfriend and doesn’t care. She sleeps with a rotation of at least seven men with a couple of new one offs each week. Since Dallas never lived with a woman before, he is convinced that the way Ms. Fat Booty gets down is the way all women get down.

“If you lived with me and saw me bring home a different boy every night you’ll think that all gay men are nasty. Well, she is the only woman I’ve lived with and because of her, I think all women are nasty. Especially fat ones. They are all sluts.”

Dallas explain this theory with some convincing points.

“When I’m in the barbershop all men talk about how they would never fuck a fat bitch but someone is getting them pregnant. Why do you think you see all these fat single mothers pushing strollers with their fat back exposed in their two sizes too small Dereon jeans? After dark, when no one is looking dudes creep on over to their fat girl’s house. He dare not be seen with her in public and he knows that sexually he can do whatever he wants to do. Fat girls’ self-esteem is so low that 99% of them will let a dude go raw, take it in every hole and not complain too much cause they don’t want to lose who they think is their man.”

I raised these points to several of my man friends and surprisingly, LADIES, all of them agreed.

“Fat girls have nothing to loose. They want the attention of a man bad enough that they will sell themselves short.” – Manny, a man friend

How is attributed to fat girls and not all girls with low self-esteem?

Slutting yourself out, in my opinion, has more to do with wanting to feel valued and appreciated than it does with your waistline. But the two may be connected:

You are fat…

…therefore…

You have low self-esteem…

…which means…

You are super open when a man shows interest…

…subsequently…

You fall for him and whatever he tells you…

…thereby…

Allowing him to get the draws…

…resulting in…

You brokenhearted and burying your sorrow in a 10-piece box of Popeye’s

The cycle continues.

If there is any truth to Dallas’ theory, I’m worried about young girls who are falling victim to fat induced low self-esteem. They are the ones who are truly screwed. They are the ones who are popping out babies like a PEZ dispenser.

“If fat girls are sluts, what are the men who take advantage of them?” I asked Dallas.

“Child, a man will fuck anything. They are just men.”

58 Responses to “If You’re a Big Girl, Chances are You’re a Slut”

  1. It’s because they have low self-esteem, boys will fuck anything with a vagina, but they will only DATE/Marry certain ones, definitely not the fat ones, because they know there skinny friends will make fun of them and they will be ashamed of it. Personally i say, if you feel THAT bad about yourself, just lose the weight. Thats what I did, and I feel great about myself now ^_^ everything is a whole lot better, even the quality of my life has improved.

  2. When I read this article, I was disgusted.Most overweight women are not sluts. As a woman who is overweight, this is untrue. A woman can have many partners due to various circumstances. Does that make her a slut? No. The person who wrote this article is a moron and should get his head examined. Men who see overweight women as bedwarmers must be attracted to them. We live in a superficial society.I can’t wait to start my career as a plus size model and motivational speaker.

  3. Most women are either sluts or they suck at sex. Either low esteem or paranoia hits them and they can’t keep their sex lives productive in any way.

    Fat women, like ugly girls, are easier. So are ugly and fat men; but more men are willing to fuck ugly or fat girls than the reverse.

    I don’t know why the Feminist loons have this fixation with defending the honor of all women, like some kind of brain-dead Egalitarian Chivalry. If you’ve ever been outside and have an IQ of over 17 you will realise that most people are stupid losers who can’t manage their own lives, can’t function socially or keep down a decent job and continually indulge short-sighted habits for the sake of things they probably don’t care about.

    So, yeah, fat girls are sluts; and who gives a shit? I don’t fuck fat girls, or any girls, so it’s not my problem or opportunity.

  4. Ahhh the truth hurts…. Ouch. Hurts!

  5. RyanMcIntosh_drmsquash_alexandria

    Sunday, 12th January 2014 at 10:24 PM
     

    From my observations, fat girls are sluttier. I will use a fat girl to cheat with but try to pull over the wool over thin or prettier girls to keep them as the official girlfriend. Fat girls will do anything and will believe anything to keep a guy. The one I’m seeing now is chubby but easy and stupid as hell. The smarter, prettier girl I was also seeing caught me with the chubby one though. It’s ok because I have several others I’m also seeing at the same time and they’ll believe any story I give them… it’s amazing what a little cuddling and attention will make some girls believe!

  6. Ok let’s get this straight
    Yeah I’m overweight but to be honest I have a great self esteem and I personally do find myself attractive and quite a lot of other people do to and here’s the plot twist
    I make out with a lot of guys without getting invested in a relationship and I clearly do not want one, truth is no girl should be labeled as a slut some girls are just honest and know how to have a good time without the attachment and relationship issues, without the reason being low self esteem etc.
    truth is most girls are horny and just want to fuck but don’t know how to admit it without being labeled a whore

  7. Lies. Skinner girls are the worst. Most guys can’t tell because she is skinny. Talk about the so called pretty girl I promise you she is a bigger slut.

  8. I have to say. I have dated a few fat women in the past and found that I prefer chubbier girls. If anybody comes across a chubby girl looking for a new boyfriend. Give her my number. Especially if she likes sex!


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