I’d Cheat On My Husband


No marriage is perfect yet whenever we hear of infidelity we automatically assume that it is the man that is stepping out. It’s almost as if it’s acceptable.
“Oh, he cheated. That dog. Please pass the salt.”
But let it be a woman who cheats on her husband and she becomes lower than dirt. How dare she cheat…on a man. Women don’t cheat, they get cheated on.
Well, let me be the first to say that if I ever get married and my husband isn’t laying it down right, I would cheat on him. I’ve long joked about this with friends but I’m kinda serious about it.

There are many reasons why people cheat and I’m not about to go into all of them, however I will tell you why I would cheat on my husband: Wack sex.

It seems like the longer you are married the less sex you have. I love sex, good sex and if my marriage was reduced to twice a month or lets skips a couple months completely…I am finding me a “lover.” I just love saying that word, “I have a lover.” I imagine he’s be exotic, smooth like Billie Dee Williams in Mahogany and cool enough to know that he is serving one need only. I don’t want the attention, to be wined and dinned. I just want sex and lots of it.

Of course, I’d give my husband an opportunity to make things better, but I have no patience and I’m sure with my cunning skills and power of manipulation I’d be able to sneak some ass on the side right in front of his face.

I know, you are shaking you head and calling me all kinds of “bitches” and whore”s but so what. It’s my marriage and no where in the bible does it say that a man and wife are only supposed to sleep with each other. And if it does say that, I haven’t seen it.

Cheating isn’t a big deal to me. I’ve been cheated on and been the cheater. I believe that cheating allows for a reality check. If you are just boy/girlfriend and one of you cheats, you should take the time to ask yourself:

1 – Why did I cheat?

2 – What is my partner not giving me that I’m seeking it elsewhere?

3 – What do I do now?

Take it from me; if you’ve been cheated on and confronted the person who betrayed you, chances are they aren’t sorry they cheated. They’re sorry they got caught. Most times when people cheat instantly they know, “That was a waste of my time. I’m much happier with what I got at home.” Then there are those who have to really think about whether they should end their relationship and continue to sow their wild oats (I never understood that saying by the way).

My girlfriends love to stone me when I start talking about how it’s not the end of the world if my boyfriend cheats but my marriage is over if my husband cheats. (Yes, I know I’m a ball of contradiction.)

If a boyfriend cheats, I would ask him to assess our relationship and decide whether we should really take it to the next level or part ways.

If a husband cheats, unless we have children the marriage is over! Why, because he made a verbal and legally binding promise to me.

When you aren’t married and in a relationship, that is purely voluntary. When you are married that is a commitment, sometimes you want to be there, sometimes you don’t. However, you vowed to be there so you have to make it last.

If you know me by now, you should know that I’m very dramatic. I don’t think I would really cheat on my husband for the same reasons why I wouldn’t want him to cheat on me. I do see marriage as being scared.

Now cheating on a boyfriend…been there, done that, might do it again.


Originally Posted on Parlour Magazine

19 Responses to “I’d Cheat On My Husband”

  1. “When you aren’t married and in a relationship, that is purely voluntary. When you are married that is a commitment, sometimes you want to be there, sometimes you don’t. However, you vowed to be there so you have to make it last.”

    I’ve been saying that for YEARS. I don’t hafta stay ina relationship with someone that’s not giving me what I need! I’m with you STSG, been there, done that, will prolly do it again! LOL

  2. Contradictions galore.

    For your reason, this is why you test drive the whip before you buy it.

  3. I dont think I would cheat I think I would bring the problem to his attention and we would work on it something serious FEEL ME. Cause marriage is serious its suppose to be forever. Theres a bond between you that person and God so no I wouldnt cheat.

  4. I just wanna know, what Bible are you reading?

  5. This is perhaps the stupidest thing I’ve read lately. I actually kind of applauded you for being honest and upfront about things that are important to you in a marriage (good sex) ad what you’d do if you didn’t get them (cheat). That I can respect. Then you went into some foolishness about the difference between a bf and a husband cheating, and basically said you’re entitled to cheat while your husband is not. Then you were just kidding about the whole thing. I’ve read your blog before, you know you can do better.

  6. For all you Sisters in the “Amen” corner,do us guys a favor. If you even consider cheating on your husband,do us Good Men a favor and just stay away from us,let´s not even goe through with the marraige,then divorce thing.I know you`re gonna say “guys are doing,and have been doing it(cheating),for centuries”.NOT ALL of US!!! Some of us,whether you believe it or not, Do know how to commit to ONE Woman,and will try and work out any differences or problems,instead of trying to find “solace” elsewhere. Posts like this one makes this “good man” lose any hope of ever finding a good woman if all of you think the same way.
    …………from a brother

  7. This is more proof why men who don’t get married are doing the right thing.

    I honestly believe that women do cheat more than men. Women by nature are selfish, deceitful, and cheap. They are never satisfied, and extreme attention whores.

    No before you say I am a misogynist. Women think about your close Girlfriends. I bet I am describing them to a tee.

    So the “players” do have it right in one sense. Have sex with as many women as possible. Don’t live with a woman, and don’t get married. You will save yourself a lot of headaches, and money.

  8. To Winzer.. Don’t give up hope my brother!! There are PLENTY women whose mind never went this far to even think of doing any of this!! In the Bible it does not come out and say that you have to sleep with only your husband, you are right STSG, but it also says that you leave your fathers house to become ONE.. WITH YOUR HUSBAND!! I’m paraphrasing of course. You also have to be wise!! There are plenty of things that the Bible DOES NOT say, but there are also things in the Bible that are clear cut. And we are not dummies here, we should know better! Cheating on a spouse is just not wise! I have a male friend who cheats on his wife, but he says that the marriage is open.. (I question the “OPEN” term, myself) So I asked him if she knows that he cheats and he said, “NO” and then I went on to ask him if she cheats and he said, ” PROBABLY NOT”.. So, I’m like..” Then it is not open..not to her anyway!” So I say that to say this.. if you know in your heart that you will cheat and can’t be satisfied with one man, DON’T get married and make a vow before GOd and break it. That is worse and carries a far more worse consequence!!!

  9. Leviticus 20:10: if a man has sex with another man’s wife…both the man and the woman must be put to death.”
    This is the most extreme, clear scripture. There are many others that forbid having sex with someone other than your spouse. In the gospel, Jesus pardoned the death penalty but still condemned the cheating. In the gospel, the only time Jesus condoned divorce was in the instance of a cheating spouse. . The Bible is chock full of scriptures condemning adultery.

  10. ROFL!! I love the part where you said cheating opens up doors to self-reflection. Couldn’t you self-reflect on your issues without having someone else poking you first? Furthermore this post was clearly a selfish fantasy. Do you think that a guy will just forgive and forget based on the fact you weren’t getting what you wanted? I am sure if you ever find yourself in a real relationship that there will be many more emotional issues, more than the physical ones, that you will have to deal with.

    But thanks for the laugh. I used to think the same thing to be honest. Now I say deal with the problem or get out of the relationship before you move on to someone else.

  11. this is why you should have sex with someone before you get into a relationship with them. so that you can test drive the car before you buy it, so to speak lol. there has to be a sexual connection in order for a relationship to truly work (well, since im a nympho thats definitely true lol). if you choose to get into a relationship in spite of the bad sex, then dont get mad and cheat. you made that decision. people should learn to stop settling and stick to their standards. so what if people think you are shallow just because you want good sex…shoot, men are like that right lol. but if the sex was great before and then slacked off, then talk to the person. and if they dont make any efforts to change, then just break up with them. no sense in wasting time. oh by the way,…there are plenty of good women out here. and there are plenty of bad women who used to be good but got screwed over my men so many times that they figured it was best that they do whateva makes them happy, no matter who gets hurt. and i must say i am one of those women.

  12. This attitude makes men wary of not want commitment in a relationship. Besides I think men should wake up to themselves and take back the power they had.

    Women have abused their power and most of them that do good men wrong eventually die alone anyway.

  13. it just looks like these whores and STSG one of the biggest whores of them all don’t know how to treat a man if you gonna be with a dude and you think you might want a lover end what you got with another man before you go off spreading your legs and STSG i do see why you are single and why you will stay single if your husband is not doing you right then leave you damn slut

  14. This is why good women are being frowned upon.

    I’d love to have the terrible beings such as yourself removed from the whole market. There really is no need for a selfish bitch such as yourself for guys to play around with.

    Now if you just made my wish come true, I’d be glad to greet you a good day.

  15. I don’t condone cheating, but the men’s comments are kinda funny lol. So much anger and aggression. I tell u if a woman did 1/2 what men did these days, she’d be murdered. Lol.

    Double standards, smh.

  16. I like the blog about cheating and all of that good stuff, but I like to hear it from a womans point of view, because whenever I cheat on my woman I kind of do feel bad like why did I do it. Plus half the time the sex isnt even worth it anyway. But its best to just keep it one hundred with your significant other, and stay loyal.

  17. You should consider an open relationship, that way no one gets hurt.

  18. You are a fine testament to the disgrace American woman have become today. Everything you said: Feminist bullshit. Fact: women cheat just as much as men. You would cheat on your husband if he wasn’t a god in bed? But wouldn’t tolerate it if he strayed? Newsflash princess: the universe doesn’t revolve around you.

    I can promise you that you will not know a true and fulfilling relationship until you take good long look in the mirror. Sorry if I came off too harsh, its just frustrating.

    God bless

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