Browsing all posts in July, 2009.

Whose Job Is It To Have Condoms?

On more than one occasion I’ve found myself hot and bothered but sexless because neither he nor I had condoms. In the heat of the moment what usually happens is you start up then pause to check if you have a condom on hand. Well, when you don’t your will is tested:
“Should I?”
“Just this once?”
“Nah, [...]

“Dear SG: Small Town Girls Have It Hard”

Dear SG,

I read the post ”Why You Can’t Find a Good Man“. As usual the information was on point. Unfortunately, the information didn’t apply to me for the simple fact that:

1 – I did not go to college

2 – I don’t have a big shot career, although I am independent and work for my family businesses.

I am [...]

Always a Boyfriend, Never a Husband

We always take pity upon women who are always the bridesmaid and never the bride. 27 dresses drove that point home. The chick was in love with her boss, who fell for her sister and ended up pushing away a guy who did like her (he was actually a reporter doing a story on her [...]

Baby, It’s Time To Get New Furniture

Don’t ask me why but I always find myself in situations where most people would flip out. I’m at a friend’s house on the couch, enjoying their cable when it became clear to me that their roommate was getting it “IN” in the other room. Being the person that I am, I simply turned [...]

I’d Cheat On My Husband

No marriage is perfect yet whenever we hear of infidelity we automatically assume that it is the man that is stepping out. It’s almost as if it’s acceptable.
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“Oh, he cheated. That dog. Please pass the salt.”
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But let it be a woman who cheats on her husband and she becomes lower than dirt. How dare she [...]

Ten Songs for the Jealousy In You (VIDEO)

At some point in our lives we all fall victim to the Green Eyed Monster .
One day you’ll find yourself  throwing shade (rainbow term) at someone we wished we had, use to have or will never have and the person they choose over you. If you are the person in the relationship being hated on, [...]

Don’t Marry For Love, Marry For Money

If people marry for love and 50% of them end up divorced perhaps we should start marrying for other reasons. I, for one, am leaning very close to marrying for money.
I recall a cool dude who told me that he wouldn’t mind if a woman was interested in him for his money and all that [...]

STSG Pet Peeve: Men Who Can’t Drive

Very few things I’m a stickler about. I’ve learned to give and take when dating someone. You can either learn to accept or ignore or dumb them because of their quirks.
He snores in his sleep, I can get past that. He clips his toes nails on the couch, I’ll just make sure I’m not in [...]

How to Handle a Jump Off (VIDEO)

I know I said I’m retiring the term “Jump Off” and I don’t even like Seinfeld but I must give respect where it’s due. In the scene below, Jerry and Elaine stumble across some porn and that leads to a very open yet adult conversation about them having no strings attached sex…

Some of out there, [...]

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

You will be missed!
Rest in Peace