Browsing all posts in May, 2009.

Dickmatized

There is only one thing that I know can make a woman cut her hair, lose or gain crazy weight or insist folks call her by a new name she picked from a fortune cookie wrapper – dick. I’m not talking regular d.i.. I’m talking the equivalent of California kush or hydro kinda magic stick. [...]

P*ssy Control

There is so much women can do to make sex more enjoyable for all involved. We’re not talking different positions. Think smaller. Yes. Your vagina, itself. When used correctly, the love canal can squeeze, expand and moisturize itself with some direction from yourself. It’s not easy and takes some practice. To keep it tight… Do [...]

Facebook Makes Stalking Easy

Leave it to the desperate and horny to turn a social networking sites, originally intended for recent college grads and underclassmen into a meat market. There’s nothing wrong with liking someone and hitting up their profile to see if they are single, employed and the like. Assuming the person is your facebook friend, you should [...]

Black Cougars are the New White Woman

Ladies, there’s a war going on and we don’t even realize it. Cougars aren’t just white women anymore. More and more older sistas are sharpening their claws and going for men 33 and under. I don’t know about you but that’s stepping into my territory. Sista Cougars are growing in numbers and the crazy thing [...]

Why Don’t Men Take Birth Control?

It’s safe to say that women hold the burden of responsibility when it comes to preventing pregnancy during intercourse. Condoms are fair ground. Both parties should have a stash readily available. However, most dudes will automatically assume that the woman is on birth control. What’s even sadder is that he doesn’t bring this up to [...]