Browsing all posts in May, 2009.

Are You the Dummy in This Relationship?

It’s not that we want to know we are smarter than our boo, we just secretly want to think that we are. I have this one girlfriend who only dates dumb guys. “They are easier to control,” she says. She trained, yes trained, on sorry sap to perm her hair. Every six weeks he’d willingly [...]

She’s Not Your Friend, She’s Your Pimp

Men tend to be very possessive in regards to women. Even if they no longer want her, already had her or never will get her, men can’t accept their homie getting a crack at it. Some women, are the complete opposite. If a woman wants a man, especially a man she knows she had no [...]

You’re Single Until You’re Married

Folks ask me all the time, “SG what are you going to do when you start dating someone. Will you still be ‘says the single girl’”? My response: “Yes!” “But you won’t be single” they say. “Yes the hell I will be. You are single until you are married.” Very few people understand what I [...]

Six Words Men Should Never Say to a Woman

There are some words women long to hear from their man. “I love you” tops the list followed in no particular order by “I need you”, “I miss you”, “Will you marry me?” All that is cute but let’s talk about the words women don’t want to hear. Not that the easy ones “I’m Gay”, [...]

Pineapple Juice

  When preparing for a first date with a lady they want to get up in, (some) men do very few things to make sure they are straight just in case they make it to home base: – Pineapple Juice: Believe it or not, I’ve known dudes to drink pineapple juice in order to make [...]