Browsing all posts in April, 2009.
I Love My Coochie Doctor
When I was in college MTV did a special on teens going to the doctor for their private parts. This girl agreed to have her first gyn examination done on camera for all to see. It got me to thinking that if I’m grown enough to have sex, I need to be grown enough to [...]
I’m No Longer Young and Tender
There was a time when me and my girls would hit the club with the goal of dancing and meeting cute boys to buy our drinks. We’d prance in 3-inch heels that didn’t hurt, tight jeans that fit like a second skin and shirts that made our boobs sit up and salute. Forget Red Bull [...]
What a Weekend…
This pretty much sums up my weekend.
Give me a couple hours to adjust and I’ll have some new stuff up shortly.
(sidenote: google “drunk, black, girl, woman” and you’d be amazed at all the porn that comes up. this was the best pic I could find…SMH)
- SG
Why are You With This Guy? (The Joke That Doesn’t Work Both Ways)
You are the new girlfriend and you’re being introduced to his friends.
“Oh my god, you are gorgeous. Why are you with this guy?”
You are somewhat embarrassed. How are you supposed to respond?
“He has a big dick, that why I’m with him.”
Of course not. Instead you smirk and make noises like you are going to say [...]
Negotiating a Lover
Back in my younger days I had a lovely stable of lovers who I held on retainer. If I wasn’t in a serious relationship I could call on one (only one) to hold me down for a period of time.
Each short-term work assignment was carefully planned.
It was never to last longer than 4-5 months. After 5 months the routine would lead to feelings and a break would be in order for an undetermined period of time.
Beyonce is Why You Are Single (VIDEO)
100 ladies pop, lock and drop it in step to Beyonce’s Single Ladies (SMH)
If Jesus Could Wife a Whore, Why Can’t You Wife a Lady with a Baby?
Talk about double standards.
There are folks who are single, yearning to be coupled up yet scoff at the idea of dating a perfect candidate just because he or she has kids.
“I Know Why Northern Women are Single”
As a gentleman living below the Mason Dixon line, I often wonder why there are so many hot ass, upwardly mobile, driven, accomplished and financially stable women from the north. A vast majority of them being single! I mean as a young’in I used to love visiting during the summer. I’d get turned on hearing [...]
Girl, You Are Doing Too Much
I got a text other night from a homegirl who wanted to see what I could do about helping her “he’s not my boyfriend, we’re just friends” a job.
INSERT SCREW FACE HERE
Homegirl: Hey SG, do you know of any accounting jobs. NotMyBF is looking to get into accounting and I want him to stay [...]
Women do not like Weak Men (Period, end of story!)
Fellas, if you have used this argument: “I’m a good dude; problem is chicks don’t want a good man.” Chances are you have convinced yourself that GOOD is a nice way of saying what you really are-WEAK.
Now, not all good men are weak but a majority of them are and they think that is the [...]
