His name was Fred. My aunt hooked us up on a blind date. He was tall and handsome. It’s always the cute ones that end up being weird. He was in his 30s but had a bullshit job. He lived in a sparsely furnished studio apartment. He refused to eat vegetables and threw out pennies.
Yes, [...]
I had spent the whole day in bed…working. Manny had come by to use my printer and the BFF was making a pre-date pit stop. Manny was telling me about his latest conquest. Naturally, I logged onto Facebook to check her out. That’s when I got a chat alert from…my first.
His face popped up in [...]
Over the holidays I hosted a get together at my house. It was a great mix of friends and family. As I hopped from room to room, checking on my guests and their needs, I overheard some starling words:
“When SG was on birth control, she lost a lot of weight.”
Imagine my shock and horror.
“Mom, are [...]
I always considered moving in with someone to be monumental. For starters I don’t really see myself living with a boo before marriage, possibly during an engagement but no sooner than that. Sure, couples move in together all the time; many of them with no intentions on getting wed. Still, I can’t downplay shacking up [...]
“SG, when the fuck did inviting the ex to the wedding become the move??!!”
Manny has a problem. He’s a great guy, so great in fact that most of his exes still consider him to be a friend.
One has just mailed him an invite to her wedding. He’s not happy about it.
“No idea,” I offer. “Guess [...]
Have you heard? Jay-z may be taking Beyonce’s last name. Something about since her father has no boys the name won’t be passed on. I say to that…Papa Knowles has a paternity suit pending so before Jay files for a new last name, he should see the result of that dna test. There might be [...]
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